Since I am currently at my grandmother's and have no access to a scanner that I'm allowed to use, I shall update my journal more often than I update my art. Ta da!! There you go! Update!

A stroke of Genius... Would you like to here my Stroke of Genius for November 17th, 2009? Well, here it is, because I swear, it beats all: I drank a cup of, get this, BLEACH. No, not my morning cupful of red-headed spirit slayers running around with gargantuan swords BLEACH, but the wash your white clothing and tube socks bleach. I have NEVER felt anything more painful than that in my entire life. A perfectly normal day started out, with the promise of getting myself the new Trek movie. So, I was going along, and had just got done making several trips up and down Gramma's stairs delivering laundry where it was supposed to go, and I got thirsty. Normal reaction of the Human body to want water after... uh... 'strenuous' activity, so I made myself a cup of water in those little red cups you normally put alcohol in XD Usually, I put my initial on it so no one else uses it, but today, I was a dummy and didn't bother. So, after delivering another load upstairs, I stayed up there and cleaned up my sister's room, because she's a slob... BUT I LOVE HER ANYWAY. After that, I was really thirsty, so I went downstairs and grabbed 'my' cup and took a swig. Turns out, it wasn't 'my' cup, but the cup full of bleach.
Needless to say, I ran to the bathroom and spit it out faster than hell spat out Voldemort. The whole rest of the day, I've been chugging milk products. WITH NO TASTE BUDS. Ouch. Yes, very ouch-ful. So, I have no feeling in my mouth hardly, and taste is out of the question, even though my sensitive olfactory glands still make my mouth water when I smell something scrumptious XD It's actually kind of funny.

But the funniest thing is, I could smell the bleach before I took a glug. I could see the yellowish hue. I could feel my nose burn from the fumes.

And I still drank it.

Thank God I had the brains not to swallow XD