I missed the 1,500 pageview milestone? Shame on you, Captain! Now I feel bad, for like, not drawing anything to thank you crazy people for actually looking at my art... I'M AWFUL, OK? And the worst part is: I KNOW THAT. And I won't do anything about it XD Har har. I probably will. Work has had most of my time bunched up in the proverbial panties. Ninjawalrus thinks that Target is gay. It probably is. But it gives me a nice fat paycheck for doing what, exactly? Smiling at people and being nice? Then graciously bagging their man-thongs and 'feminine hygiene products' with a "Thank you! Come back and buy more of those man-thongs if it gets lost up there!"

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No, I would never say that

Since I am currently at my grandmother's and have no access to a scanner that I'm allowed to use, I shall update my journal more often than I update my art. Ta da!! There you go! Update!

A stroke of Genius... Would you like to here my Stroke of Genius for November 17th, 2009? Well, here it is, because I swear, it beats all: I drank a cup of, get this, BLEACH. No, not my morning cupful of red-headed spirit slayers running around with gargantuan swords BLEACH, but the wash your white clothing and tube socks bleach. I have NEVER felt anything more painful than that in my entire life. A perfectly normal day started out, with the promise of getting myself the new Trek movie. So, I was going along, and had just got done making several trips up and down Gramma's stairs delivering laundry where it was supposed to go, and I got thirsty. Normal reaction of the Human body to want water after... uh... 'strenuous' activity, so I made myself a cup of water in those little red cups you normally put alcohol in XD Usually, I put my initial on it so no one else uses it, but today, I was a dummy and didn't bother. So, after delivering another load upstairs, I stayed up there and cleaned up my sister's room, because she's a slob... BUT I LOVE HER ANYWAY. After that, I was really thirsty, so I went downstairs and grabbed 'my' cup and took a swig. Turns out, it wasn't 'my' cup, but the cup full of bleach.
Needless to say, I ran to the bathroom and spit it out faster than hell spat out Voldemort. The whole rest of the day, I've been chugging milk products. WITH NO TASTE BUDS. Ouch. Yes, very ouch-ful. So, I have no feeling in my mouth hardly, and taste is out of the question, even though my sensitive olfactory glands still make my mouth water when I smell something scrumptious XD It's actually kind of funny.

But the funniest thing is, I could smell the bleach before I took a glug. I could see the yellowish hue. I could feel my nose burn from the fumes.

And I still drank it.

Thank God I had the brains not to swallow XD

Who can't wait for the release?!! I CAN'T!! Excitement!!! Adventure!!! ...SPOCK! TOMORROW!!!!!

*cough*
Yes, Spock Fanatics everywhere will, on Tuesday, November the 17th, celebrate along with me the fantastic (hurr.... Fascinating! XD) release of the new Star Trek movie. I. Am. SO. Happy. Zachary Quinto is my idol at the moment (...Thou Shalt Have no Other Gods Before ME... Hmm, that kinda screws that plan up... Here, let's try this...) *Ahem* "Zachary Quinto is my idol 'hero/favoriteperson/actor/vulcan/murderer?' at the moment." There we go! That clears me up XD The man is beast, let's just leave it at that. He is, along with being an incredibly hot Vulcan, a head-slicing, brain-stealing, amnesiac serial killer. Ha, see why I love him? Yes, yes you do <3

Star Trek is love, do denying it. World peace? Leave it to the Trekkies. End global warming? Leave it to the Trekkies. We can find a solution to all your problems, and it starts with only three easy payments of $19.95! Billy Mays here with the Enterprise, the key to your earthly happiness! No long will you need to shoot up to get high, just take this baby for a spin in the sky! Boring days are a thing of the past with this giant spaceship! At that's not all! If you comment right now, you'll receive a shuttle craft of your choice: The Galileo 7, or... the Galileo 7! They all look the same and have the same name! Call now! Because supplies won't last! ^{The Starship Enterprise belongs to the United Federation of Planets. Purchase of the Enterprise comes with a full application to the Starfleet Academy. Prices are subject to change. All rigths reserved.}

*Ahem* I love my Star Trek, yes I do. Can you imagine if Billy Mays or that Vince dude with the Shamwow were to pitch something like the Enterprise or an application to Starfleet Academy out to the general public? Our universe would be left unprotected, that's what would happen. People would be so scared away by these dudes that there would be no way on Earth (or Vulcan!) that they would leave the safety of their houses to register. Yikes. ^{RIP, Billy Mays... Kinda. You're yelling at me through the TV will no longer be possible (YES!)}

So....

You wanna hear something awful? Too late, you're going to hear it anyhow: I drank out of the water bottle I was using when I got sick. Let that sink in for a moment... Jussssttt a moment.... Lett it siiiink innn...

Pop quiz!
Guess what that means?
Drumroll, please! *Drumroll*

I'm sick again!!! Ta DAAAAA! Wowee, that took a stroke of genius to drink out of that germy water bottle, didn't it? Yeah, buddy, I was at the top of my health, then BOOOM! EZ Off Bam smacked me in the gut. Then we picked up some Orange Glo to clean up the puke on the floor... Just messing, literally. That never happened. But I am sick again. It'll be gone by Wednesday, so I can get my movie and watch it religiously all weekend long, think about it all during work, which I start, by the way, on Friday or Saturday. I'm happy
Yes, the working place. I keep telling myself that I need diving equipment, so that's why I'm going. That, and I want an Xbox 360 Elite, because I hate my Wii's guts really bad.

Oh, and watch out. Cthulhu and the Elder Ones are after your blood. Seriously. I just found R'lyeh in my gramma's neighbor's koi pond. Who knew?

I'm sick. AGAIN. > Evil, evil, evil, evil little viral bacterias entered my system and won't relinquish their fort in my throat. Nasty little buggers. Now, my white blood cells are working their soldiers over time, and it's wearing me down as well. Filthy vermin! Abandon thy fort and surrender thy war prisoners! Prepare to be invaded, because mine Lymphatic Nodes hath declared war!

To all of you out in DeviantLand, a very scary Halloween!

I can't wait. I'm so excited. This is definately one of my favorite holidays ever. I always get excited about Halloween. There's something in the dressing up in something frightening that tickles my fancy. ...I should become a cosplayer of like the Doom series or Resident Evil, thattaway I can be scary whenever I feel like it XD

I missed the Scarrowinds deadline (<-- 'Dead' line XDD) or I'd be working there this year, scaring the beejeebies out of people. Next year, I'm going to have to find a place by the college I'm going to, so I can get my fix for the year. Excitement!

To be a dork, how many of you people watched the Ghost Adventures Live thing on Travel? It was beast. That's what I do on a Friday night! I watch people hunt for ghosts! XD Fun stuff, neh?

Now, all I have to do now is sit and wait until my daddy's lady gets here so we can get going > That woman takes longer than a snail climbing Everest... If a snail could climb Everest without dying from the cold... That was a really stupid analogy XD